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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists Unveil a Method to Give Every Human the Ability to See in the Dark - The Daily Galaxy

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

These Common Foods Can Slow Aging Naturally, According to Scientists - SciTechDaily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Minds and Behinds

Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?